What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.