Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
clearly, you wouldn't know...
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
From the looks of it, your dad won
Green paint. Haha
Her clam smells like fish!
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
In potholes.
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
Well actually, I-ran
