Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.