How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"