Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Barkinson Jokes More Barkinson Jokes

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's