Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.