What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'