What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.