What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.