What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa