What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.