Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.