What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.