What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.