Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.