What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.