What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.