What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Because their eggs stinked!

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He ordered some NaCl.

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A sandy hook

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Your under a vest

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I falafel.

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One, because that's an Oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!