Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!