Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.