Viola.
Paperback
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
With a razor and their wrist.
Because they got Chewbacca
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
The bucket
one actually fights for change
This
With a witchwatch.
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
Linoleum Blown-apart
Because the farce is strong with that one.
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
She choked.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.