What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.