What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.