What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.