How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.