How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.