What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!