What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!