What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.