Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because proper tea is theft!
Hey, where'd my Glascow "
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Shedding season
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
My Zipper.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
A frog in a blender.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
Canteloupe
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
A living room
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Wine
Drunken Donuts