Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes