Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.