What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!