What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!