Cantaloupe Jokes
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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the melon have commitment issues?
Because he cantaloupe
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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?
Because he cantaloupe.
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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?
They both cantaloupe.
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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?
Because they cantaloupe..
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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?
They cantaloupe
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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?
A cantaloupe.
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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?
Cantaloupes
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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
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What do you call a pessimistic melon?
A cantaloupe
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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?
They cantaloupe.
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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?
oc Because he cantaloupe.
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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?
A Cantaloupe.
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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe
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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??
A Cantaloupe.
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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?
Because they cantaloupe...
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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?
cantaloupe )
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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?
It was a cantaloupe.
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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?
Because they just cantaloupe.
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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?
They cantaloupe
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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?
I cantaloupe.
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What do you call a sterile fruit?
A cantaloupe.
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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?
Cantaloupe.
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What's a nun's favorite fruit?
cantaloupe
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What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?
A: But you cantaloupe!
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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
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Why don't melons marry on a whim?
They cantaloupe.
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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?
You Cantaloupe.
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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?
John Cougar's Melon Camp
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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?
Yes but we cantaloupe.
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Why can't watermelons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe
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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?
Cantaloupe
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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?
A melon collie.
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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?
Because it cantaloupe.
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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?
Cantaloupe
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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?
John Cougar Mellencamp
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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?
No, you cantaloupe.
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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe
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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?
Cantaloupe
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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
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Why can't the two melons get married?
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Why did the melon get married in a church?
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
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Why doesn't the melon get married?
Because it cantaloupe.
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What did the one melon say to the other melon?
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?
Because they're cantaloupes.
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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe
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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."
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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
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Why are melons so lonely?
Because they cantaloupe
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What kind of melons always have big weddings?
Cantaloupe.
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Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?
A cantaloupe
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Why do melons always have church weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.