Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...