Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.