Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range