Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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A seizure salad.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.