Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.