What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)