What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope