What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.