What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Apologise Jokes More Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Disabled People Jokes More Disabled People Jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Vegetable Soup Jokes More Vegetable Soup Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup