What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.