Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.