What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.