What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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A fish tank !

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Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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Because they can't elope

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No-eye deer.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.