What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.