What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's