What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos